About Us

Most bra fitting guides were written for a body that isn't yours. We wanted to do better than that.

The Bloom Report is a bra size calculator and fitting guide designed for real bodies — not theoretical ones.

For too long, getting fitted has meant outdated formulas, generic charts, and a stranger handing you a size that didn't feel right — and somehow, you're told to trust it anyway.

The problem is, most of that advice was built around a body that most of us simply don't have. If your body doesn't match, the tools quietly stop working — and it's easy to assume that's your fault.

But, heres the thing... It isn't.

You're not the problem. The sizing charts are.

The Bloom Report exists to change all of that.

Our calculator uses six measurements across three different positions to account for tissue behavior, projection, and rib flexibility — because a number on a tape is only part of the story.

Your breasts don't behave the same way in every position, and not all breasts are shaped the same.

"Getting your size right isn't vanity. It's comfort, confidence, and not spending the day adjusting your straps."

Here's what that really means...

We don't simplify the tool to make it easier to build — we make it thorough because that's what actually helps.

We don't add caveats about which bodies the calculator "works best for," because it works for all of them.

And we don't hand you a number and leave you with it. Every result is a starting point, not a verdict. So, you can experiment and find what works for you.

We also want to be straightforward about how we operate...

We're supported by ads, affiliate links, and readers who choose to donate — if you buy something we recommend, we may earn a small commission. But the recommendation always comes first.

If something here helped you find a size that finally felt right — that's it. That's what we're here for.

With care,
The Bloom Report